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BUTT BUDDIES WITH SEABIRDIE
thartist72:

“In 2002, having spent more than three years in one residence for the first time in my life, I got called for jury duty. I show up on time, ready to serve. When we get to the voir dire, the lawyer says to me, “I see you’re an astrophysicist. What’s that?” I answer, “Astrophysics is the laws of physics, applied to the universe—the Big Bang, black holes, that sort of thing.” Then he asks, “What do you teach at Princeton?” and I say, “I teach a class on the evaluation of evidence and the relative unreliability of eyewitness testimony.” Five minutes later, I’m on the street. A few years later, jury duty again. The judge states that the defendant is charged with possession of 1,700 milligrams of cocaine. It was found on his body, he was arrested, and he is now on trial. This time, after the Q&A is over, the judge asks us whether there are any questions we’d like to ask the court, and I say, “Yes, Your Honor. Why did you say he was in possession of 1,700 milligrams of cocaine? That equals 1.7 grams. The ‘thousand’ cancels with the ‘milli-’ and you get 1.7 grams, which is less than the weight of a dime.” Again I’m out on the street.”

thartist72:

“In 2002, having spent more than three years in one residence for the first time in my life, I got called for jury duty. I show up on time, ready to serve. When we get to the voir dire, the lawyer says to me, “I see you’re an astrophysicist. What’s that?” I answer, “Astrophysics is the laws of physics, applied to the universe—the Big Bang, black holes, that sort of thing.” Then he asks, “What do you teach at Princeton?” and I say, “I teach a class on the evaluation of evidence and the relative unreliability of eyewitness testimony.” Five minutes later, I’m on the street.

A few years later, jury duty again. The judge states that the defendant is charged with possession of 1,700 milligrams of cocaine. It was found on his body, he was arrested, and he is now on trial. This time, after the Q&A is over, the judge asks us whether there are any questions we’d like to ask the court, and I say, “Yes, Your Honor. Why did you say he was in possession of 1,700 milligrams of cocaine? That equals 1.7 grams. The ‘thousand’ cancels with the ‘milli-’ and you get 1.7 grams, which is less than the weight of a dime.” Again I’m out on the street.”

(via justjasper)

whitegirlsaintshit:

imbrittsimpson:

postracialcomments:

OKLAHOMA CITY (AP) — An Oklahoma City police officer was charged Friday with 16 counts including first-degree rape and sexual battery after being accused of assaulting at least eight women while on patrol.

Daniel Holtzclaw, 27, also faces charges of forcible oral sodomy and indecent exposure. Holtzclaw, a former standout football player in high school and college, was arrested Aug. 21. He remained in custody on a $5 million cash bond Friday, according to jail records.

He is accused of stopping women, who were all black and between the ages of 34 and 58, while on duty in Oklahoma City. Prosecutors allege that he raped two women and either fondled others or forced them to expose themselves, and police said there may be more victims.

Source

Justice for Daniel Holtzclaw GoFundMe

Justice for Daniel Holtzclaw Facebook

"Former standout football player in high school and college"

"He only assaulted older Black women"

*39 people raise over $7,000 to defend him*

Alternatively titled: how we discuss and treat white male criminals (rapists) in the United States

With the subtitle: how inhumane crime doesn’t really count when it’s done against black women

(via wretchedoftheearth)

Someone once said, he who sets out on revenge should first dig two graves.
That’s a stupid-ass quote, revenge is awesome.

(Source: ranoch, via entreri)

bogleech:

goth-cowboy:

bogleech:

For real I don’t think there has ever, not even once, actually been a single real case of a girl “pretending” to enjoy geek shit to get in some fanboy’s pants because nobody would put that much effort into impressing a guy whose standards are that babyish and laughable. It has never happened, and it never ever ever ever will. Ever.

hell, most nerd girls I know will play down their nerdery because they don’t want to attract creepy neckbeards

^

(via ezzydean)

dragon age: inquisition - multiplayer characters (full view: x x)

(Source: radiophile, via pembroke)

steelangel1912:

An AU where all the Dragon Age fans are nice to the devs, and Carver is mildly tolerable.

alldragonageconfessions:

All the straight guys saying Vivienne needs to be the final love interest because otherwise there are too many male options can suck it up if Blackwall gets confirmed. Jade Empire, you had two options while women had 1, Mass Effect ends with Shepard having a harem of choices while femShep has what, 2 options left? You don’t seem to mind inequality then, so I don’t see why it should matter now. The only ones who can complain about it are lesbians as they also always got the short end of the stick

alldragonageconfessions:

All the straight guys saying Vivienne needs to be the final love interest because otherwise there are too many male options can suck it up if Blackwall gets confirmed. Jade Empire, you had two options while women had 1, Mass Effect ends with Shepard having a harem of choices while femShep has what, 2 options left? You don’t seem to mind inequality then, so I don’t see why it should matter now. The only ones who can complain about it are lesbians as they also always got the short end of the stick

  • things i have cross examined in ace attorney: a parrot. an 8 year old kid. a spirit medium channeling a ghost. an assassin testifying via radio. several members of the mafia. ambassadors from 3 separate countries. phoenix wright himself.
  • things i have not cross examined in ace attorney: one reliable fucking witness. not even one.

[on diversity in media] I think its social responsibility. I think it’s our responsibility to stand up and say what we want. It think if you look at television in the past two years, it’s becoming the decade of the female. Like, all these new shows with female leads. Even if you look at television, as well as cable, as well as films, there’s been a resurgence, as far as the leading woman in Hollywood, which is great. And I think we’re also at the point now…you know, it’s interesting…x

(Source: forassgard, via jaegermasters)